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The Marine Corps is supposed to be the toughest and most rigorous of its class.

. Top 10 Most Famous Marine Corps Quotes BEST The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies the filthiest minds the highest morale and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Air-force army country marines military. These catchy Marine slogans will help inspire you to come up with your own slogan ideas.

If I retreat kill me. And that means YOU will live forever. Why was the marine sad.

He goes to the front gate and says to the sentry My car broke down. Marine Corps The essence of the Marine Corps experience I decided was pain Philip Caputo Your soul may belong to Jesus but your ass belongs to the Marines Eugene B. A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a US.

Marine General James Mattis. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps. Angels on your Helmets Arm of Decision Balls of the Corps Celer Silens Mortalis.

The Soldier is also a citizen. Marines die thats what were here for. He ran because the world was divided into opposites and his side had already been chosen for him his only choice being whether or not to play his part with heart and courage.

Classic Marine Corps Joke. One day youll get out of the Marine Corps. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies as well as bicycles revolvers uniforms arms dead horses and men lying on roads they are not there accidentally.

Jan 7 2016 - Marine - Funny Quotes. Thats why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. The soldier is the Army.

Youll put your uniform up but youll never not be a Marine. If I charge follow me. Richard Claxton Dick Gregorys 1932-present career in comedy started when he got drafted.

He ran as hed never run before with neither hope nor despair. You will find here top ten Marine sayings selected by our team. Kelly I loved being in the Marine Corps I loved my job in the Marine Corps and I loved the people I served with.

John Wayne Marines know how to use their bayonets. Because the captain was on the deck. Funny Your soul may belong to Jesus but your ass belongs to the marines.

Anonymous Get off your butt and join the Marines. Do you think I could stay the night. Army bayonets may as well be paper-weights.

If I die revenge me US. If I retreat kill me. Do not touch anything unnecessarily.

If I charge follow me. What matters is winning after you get there. What do you call a marine who is only a part-timer at the ship.

He ran because fate had placed him in a position of. Why couldnt the two marines play cards on the ship. No army is better than its soldiers.

But the Marine Corps lives forever. Jan 7 2016 - Marine - Funny Quotes. Here are some of the best Marine Corps slogans and mottos ever created.

In fact they may need it the most. Being ready is not what matters. See more ideas about marines funny usmc marine.

Here we present to you the list of best funny marine corps jokes that will tickle your bones. In fact the highest obligation and privilege of citizenship is that of bearing arms for ones country. Sledge On the seventh day God rested Marines filled sandbags.

The United States Marine Corps with its fiercely proud tradition of excellence in combat its hallowed rituals and its unbending code of honor is part. Quotes tagged as marine-corps Showing 1-30 of 32. 16 HARD 53 Days Always Faithful Always Forward.

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Below is a collection of funny military quotes from former service members comedians and military journals and manuals. Quotes tagged as marines Showing 1-30 of 72.

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